Leo
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jokeSubject: Yearly Exam
My exam starts with certain basics.
'How much do you weigh?' she asks.
'135,' I say.
The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my
weight is 180
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The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 4' ' I say.
The nurse checks and sees that I only measure
5'2'.
She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it
is very high.
'Of course it's high!' I scream.
'When I came in here I was tall and
slender! Now I'm short and fat!'
She put me on Prozac. What a bitch!
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