julie
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Secret to a happy marriageA couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary
> on the beaches in
> Montego Bay, Jamaica.
>
> Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the
> town.
> People would say, "What a peaceful & loving
> couple"
>
> The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret
> of their
> long and happy marriage.
>
> The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our
> honeymoon in
> America," explained the man.
>
> "We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona, and took a
> trip down to the bottom
> of the canyon, by horse.
>
> We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse
> stumbled and she almost fell
> off.
>
> My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said,
> "That's once."
>
> "We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled
> again. Again my
> wife quietly said, "That's twice."
> We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for
> the third time.
>
> My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot
> the horse dead.
>
> I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman!
> Why did you shoot the
> poor animal like that, are you crazy!?"
>
> She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's
> once."
>
> And from that moment..... "we have lived happily every
> after.
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