Kellie
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Tesco murder> Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an unhappy marriage, a
> young husband decided to solve both problems by taking out a large
> insurance policy on his wife with himself as the beneficiary, and then
> arranging to have her killed.
>
> A 'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious, dark-side,
> underworld figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie then
> explained to the husband that his going price for snuffing out a
> spouse was £5,000.
>
> The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but that he
> wouldn't have any cash on hand until he could collect his wife's
> insurance money.
>
> Artie insisted on being paid at least something up front, so the man
> opened his wallet, displaying the single pound coin that rested
> inside. Artie sighed, rolled his eyes, & reluctantly agreed to accept
> the pound as down payment for the dirty deed.
>
> A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the local Tesco where
> he surprised her in the fruit & vegetable department. There he
> proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands, but as the poor
> unsuspecting woman drew her last breath and slumped to the floor the
> manager of the fruit & vegetable department stumbled unexpectedly onto the
> murder scene. Unwilling to leave any living witnesses behind,
> Artie had no choice but to strangle the manager as well.
>
> However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were captured by
> hidden security cameras and observed by the store's security guard,
> who immediately called the police.
>
> Artie was caught and arrested before he could even leave the store.
> Under intense questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the
> whole sordid plan, including his unusual financial arrangements with
> the hapless husband who was also quickly arrested.
>
> The next day in the newspaper...
>
>
> ..the headline declared............
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> 'ARTIE CHOKES TWO FOR A POUND AT TESCO!'
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