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Bez
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 Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 2:26 pm Post subject: New Hubby.... |
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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again.
She put an ad in the local paper that read:
HUSBAND WANTED:
MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's),
MUST NOT BEAT ME,
MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME &
MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!!
ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON.
On the second day, she heard the doorbell. Much to her dismay, she
opened the door to see a grey-haired gentleman sitting in a wheelchair.
He had no arms or legs.
The old woman said, 'You're not really asking me to consider you,are you?
Just look at you...you have no legs!
The old man smiled, 'Therefore, I cannot run around on you!'
She snorted. 'You don't have any arms either!'
Again, the old man smiled, 'Therefore, I can never beat you!'
She raised an eyebrow and asked intently, 'Are you still good in bed???'
The old man leaned back, beamed a big smile and said,
'Rang the doorbell didn't I?'
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Leo
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:00 pm Post subject: |
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LOL!! good one bez....  |
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Kellie
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 3:03 pm Post subject: |
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 good one Bez 21.gif |
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Julie C
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| Posted: Fri May 16, 2008 6:29 pm Post subject: |
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| Very funny 21.gif |
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Della
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| Posted: Tue May 20, 2008 1:22 pm Post subject: |
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| 21.gif 21.gif Took me a second to get that....pregnancy brain kicking in. :roll: |
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